T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was the world's greatest detective but who had never even been outside of Europe, frowned.
T-Rex: There was a mysterious crime in America that needed solving!!
T-Rex: Sherlock hopped on the first steamship available, but when he arrived, the crime had already been solved. There was an American detective who was real good at deduction too and he solved it. T-Rex: Sherlock sighed in annoyance, but then read about a mysterious caper in London and so hurried back to England!
Utahraptor: But when he got there the mystery was solved too? T-Rex: It was!!
T-Rex: Turned out that the world's second-greatest detectives were ALSO really good at their jobs, and there were few - possibly zero - crimes that the #1 detective could solve but which would completely stymie the #2 to #30th best detectives. They were, all of them, just really great at detection.
T-Rex: In the end Sherlock got big into pottery, where disasters in the kiln - fully outside his control - helped him learn not to tie his identity and self-worth to the success of his work. Off panel: Aw. A wholesome message! T-Rex: Nope! He ALSO did DRUGS
What are the haps my friends
November 23rd, 2022:NEW SWEATER ALERT:
It's called T-REX VERSUS SANTA and it's gorgeous and it kinda makes all other sweaters retroactively worse. SORRY NOT SORRY