T-Rex: Christmas has its Mario (Santa) and its Luigi (Jesus), as well as its Wario (The Grinch) and its Waluigi (Krampus)!
T-Rex: As a quick aside, no, I am NOT accepting feedback on that sentence at this time!
T-Rex: But where are the inversions of the OTHER holiday mascots?
T-Rex: Who's the Easter Bunny's Wario during Easter?
T-Rex: Where's Wacupid during Valentine's Day?
Utahraptor: Or all the different Presidents' various Warios for President's Day?
T-Rex: Exactly!!
T-Rex: In an era of FRANCHISE ENTERTAINMENT I'm shocked that holidays haven't seen fit to introduce alternate versions of their main characters. This is how you EXTEND THE BRAND, people! Even Christmas haters still find characters to love under the Christmas umbrella! Can Thanksgiving TRULY say the same??
T-Rex: Also, Groundhog Day needs an evil surfacehog character who makes the OPPOSITE prediction of whether winter is staying or going, and also to race go-karts against.
Off panel: Huh! It's rare one encounters an opinion SO CORRECT that it cannot be argued against, but here we are!
