T-Rex: Originally Batman was just a guy who dressed up as a bat...

T-Rex: ...and we didn't even know he HAD a couple'a dead parents as a motivating concern!

T-Rex: Batman's lore is constantly evolving - writers add things and take things away all the time. Does Batman have a dog who wears a mask to protect his identity? Sure, sometimes! Does he have a son who HIMSELF has a pet cow with a bat-shaped spot on its face named "Bat-Cow"? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. Can he fall from the moon and live? IT'S NICE TO HAVE IT CONFIRMED.

Utahraptor: But will all this be true in 30 years?
T-Rex: It's impossible to say!

T-Rex: Hence my conclusion: Batman exists in a QUANTUM PROBABILITY SPACE. We can't say for certain where Batman will be at ANY point in the future, yet there exists a continuous set of spaces he can occupy with various degrees of likelihood, EXACTLY like an electron orbital!

Off panel: Wait, hold on a sec. Did you start learning ATOMIC THEORY simply so you could better understand BATMAN??
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! Of course not!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I started learning QUANTUM MECHANICS