T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was the world's greatest detective, frowned.
T-Rex: This latest case was way too easy!
T-Rex: He had a note with little dancing men and no letters, but it was clearly a substitution cipher. It was literally the easiest cipher in the world. Every letter was just a different dancing dude. And the most common dude? Why, that was the letter "e"!
T-Rex: THIS was a case that required his talents? Breaking a code a child could've created??
Utahraptor: Ah, The Adventure of the Dancing Men! I know it well.
T-Rex: IT'S CRAZY, UTAHRAPTOR.
T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes is supposed to be this great detective, and this story - this CANONICAL STORY, by DOYLE - has him stumped by a SUBSTITUTION CIPHER before he solves it. Not even a Caesar cipher! SUBSTITUTION. Come on with this. Sherlock would've cracked this in twenty seconds and then done cocaine.
Banner: Sherlock canonically does a lot of cocaine
T-Rex: ...hence my banner, you know?
