T-Rex: Hey God, it's me, T-Rex! And I got a QUESTION.
God: I GOT ANSWERS
T-Rex: Perfect!
T-Rex: I would like to know this: what's the question you WISH you were asked but never get?
God: OH THAT'S EASY IT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO D.B. "DATABASE" COOPER
T-Rex: The HIJACKER?!
Utahraptor: Who are you talking to, bud?
T-Rex: God!
T-Rex: And he is ABOUT to tell me what happened to D.B. Cooper!
Utahraptor: Ooh, the famed mysterious hijacker who skydived into mystery with $200,000 of negotiable American currency? Can't wait to hear! Don't let me stop you!
T-Rex: I won't!!
T-Rex: So...! What happened to him?
God: OH HE DIED
T-Rex: For real? During the skydive??
God: EITHER THAT OR SOME TIME AFTERWARDS
God: ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT YOU MORTALS SURE DO SEEM TO LOVE DYING OF LIKE
God: VARIOUS CAUSES
