T-Rex: Behold! The IDEAL product for busy people with ambitious goals for themselves - AND their families!
T-Rex: Yes, my product is BUILT for those who make things - and CHANGE things!
Dromiceiomimus: What is this product you're pitching, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Oh, CONFIDENTIALLY, I don't actually know yet. But I figured if I advertise it with compelling-enough copy, people will be all "wow what is this amazing product?" and then speculate, and then I can just take one of their ideas! Bam! BUSINESS!
T-Rex: I'm inspired by how the mysterious Segway was said to be a more important invention than the internet!
Utahraptor: Neat!
Utahraptor: Because THAT didn't set expectations way too high AT ALL, such that when the product was released people were so disappointed that we're still talking about it decades later.
T-Rex: All I'm saying is MY product is for professionals who will NOT be satisfied with second place.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX RELEASES A COOKBOOK THAT'S ALSO A PAINT-BY-NUMBERS:
T-Rex: You use your food to PAINT, creating PAINTINGS that ROT!! ...Aaaand I'm bankrupt.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: AGAIN
