T-Rex: ICQ - an instant messaging platform I last used over 15 years ago - is shutting down!
T-Rex: AND I STILL HAVE MY ICQ NUMBER MEMORIZED!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: My decision to memorize my ICQ number (private, transitory) but not my social insurance number (unchanging, will be randomly quizzed on what this number is for my entire life) has, perhaps, not paid the dividends I'd hoped.
Utahraptor: Welp! Add it to the pile, T-Rex!
T-Rex: The pile?
Utahraptor: The pile of USELESS NUMBERS that you will now CARRY INTO YOUR GRAVE. Your old ICQ number, your childhood best friend's phone number that hasn't worked for decades, so many more... people say to treasure your memories, but never expected them all to be just increasingly irrelevant numbers!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX'S LIFE FLASHES BEFORE HIS EYES!
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T-Rex: Ah, yes. Good times!
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