T-Rex: Batman, who was like Spider-Man if you removed all his superpowers AND all his jokes, scowled dramatically.

T-Rex: ...Huh, this isn't making Batman sound that great. I'll start over!

T-Rex: Batman, who was like a weaker Superman with none of his powers and on top of that could die really easily --
T-Rex: It's still not working!
Dromiceiomimus: How about this? Batman, who SOUNDS like an awesome man-sized bat but is really just a guy in bat-themed clothes that he made himself...
Dromiceiomimus: ...dang, this IS hard!

Utahraptor: Batman, who put his own face on his car -
T-Rex: Batman, whose arch enemy was a silly clown -

T-Rex: Frig! No matter what I try, I'm making Batman sound like a big loser, instead of the ultimate character across all of fiction! Is the universe broken? Am I?
Utahraptor: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Floating Batman head: t-rex, please stop talking about me! you're ruining everything!!
T-Rex: NEVER!
T-Rex: I HAVE LIKE SIX INTERESTS AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LOSE HALF OF THEM