Narrator: A MURDER MYSTERY IN SIX PANELS
T-Rex: Gasp! Someone's been murdered, and the victim could only be one person...

T-Rex: ...me!!

T-Rex: Yes, I am a ghost investigating my own murder. I'm invisible, so nobody can see or hear me!
Dromiceiomimus: Is someone there?
T-Rex: Huh! Maybe people can see me a little!

Utahraptor: Yes, This is where I used to meet T-Rex every day! Alas, he's murdered now.
T-Rex: Wow!

Utahraptor: And now that he's not here, and I'm alone, I can FINALLY confess...
T-Rex: Yes?
Utahraptor: ...that the REAL murderer...
T-Rex: YES??
Utahraptor: ...was the party arrested and currently incarcerated for their crimes.

T-Rex: Oh, phew! That's a lot simpler than the alternative, in which I would have to do a lot of investigative work which I am NOT qualified for. I can't even use a computer anymore, my hands go right through the keys!
T-Rex: ANYONE could do a better job than me!!