T-Rex: Shakespeare wrote "Love Labour's Lost" and people were like "Cool, neato" and then MAYBE wrote a sequel called "Love Labour's Won" but if he did, nobody kept a copy around and so now it's lost!
T-Rex: Which means it's now wide open for ME to write it instead!
T-Rex: And I'm not a play guy, so I haven't, but it's nice to have the option. However, there is ANOTHER gap in our popular culture that has been left open for decades - and it's time it was filled! By me!
Dromiceiomimus: Which gap, T-Rex?
T-Rex: I speak, of course, of SUPER MARIO.
T-Rex: Mario goes from 1 to 2 to 3, then to "World"!
Utahraptor: But real heads know it's "4"!
T-Rex: Exactly! But after that, STRAIGHT TO MARIO 64! There is a HUGE gulf we could fill with Lost Marios! What does Mario 7 look like? Is Super Mario 34 the midpoint between 4 and 64, and if so, what does THAT play like? I CAN ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS! I can spend my whole LIFE answering these questions!!
Devil: MMM T-REX I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS DOING THE SAME AND I CAN REPORT MY CONCLUSIONS
T-Rex: Yes?
Devil: IT RULES
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex: I KNEW it!
