Narrator: HOW TO BECOME AN ARTIST
T-Rex: Create art! DONE. Easy. Next question!
Narrator: HOW TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ARTIST
T-Rex: Hah hah hah OH NO!
T-Rex: Look, here is what we must accept: becoming an artist requires interacting with yourself, but SUCCESS requires interacting with the rest of the world. And since there are great artists who are not successful and modest artists who are, we can conclude that success depends on factors outside of any one person's control.
Narrator: HOW TO INCREASE THE ODDS OF BEING A SUCCESSFUL ARTIST
T-Rex: Damn!!
Utahraptor: You keep finding loopholes to get out of answering questions, but the questions keep becoming more and more specific!
T-Rex: Not so specific that they can trap ME! Increase the odds of being a successful artist by doing things known to increase those odds. BAM.
Narrator: SPECIFICALLY NAME THINGS THAT INCREASE THE ODDS OF YOU BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL ARTIST
T-Rex: ...FRIG, I dunno - paint neato things and touch everyone's rawest soul while you do it??
T-Rex: TRY THAT; LET ME KNOW; NO FURTHER QUESTIONS WILL BE ENTERTAINED
