Narrator: TIPS ON GOING TO A PARTY:
T-Rex: Oh, this is easy! Everyone's there to have a good time, so just -

Narrator: WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE:
T-Rex: Oh - okay, still: bring a friend, and -

Narrator: AND YOU'RE GOING ALONE:
T-Rex: OH DANG.
Dromiceiomimus: What's up, T-Rex?
T-Rex: I have to give tips on going to a party -
Dromiceiomimus: Everyone's there to have a good time, so just -
T-Rex: - a party where you don't know anyone AND you're going alone!!

Utahraptor: OH DANG, bud! OH DANG.
T-Rex: That's what I said! Earlier, I said that!!

Utahraptor: Well, in this case I suggest walking up to a small group of people and saying "you look like the coolest people here and I don't know anyone, can I talk to you?" and IN MY EXPERIENCE, that works really well. It's a compliment AND it's true!
T-Rex: Wow! I didn't know there was a solution for this!

Narrator: TIPS ON GOING TO A PARTY, WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE, AND YOU'RE GOING ALONE, AND YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO TALK TO ANYONE NEW:
T-Rex: Oh! In this case it's easy!
T-Rex: YOU ARE BONED!!