T-Rex: I hate working, but I love playing games! Society says this is bad! So what the hell!
Devil: MMM GREETINGS T-REX

T-Rex: The Devil!!

Devil: INDEED IT IS I AND I COME TO YOU WITH A SOLUTION SINCE IF YOU HATE WORK BUT LIKE VIDEO GAMES MIGHT I SUGGEST GAMIFICATION
Devil: IT IS THE PROCESS OF TURNING WORK INTO A GAME SO GAME-LIKE ASPECTS SUCH AS ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKABLES AND HIGH SCORES ARE NOW INCLUDED
Devil: IT MAY HELP YOU IN THIS PROBLEM

Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: Okay - I've gamified "doing work"!
Utahraptor: Cool!

Utahraptor: So have you set up achievements? Or maybe you've teamed up with others to make a fun competitive leaderboard. Wait, have you set up avatars? Clans? How'd you do it?
T-Rex: Nothing fancy, I just decided to treat money like points. And I'm going for the high score, baby!

T-Rex: Now the only thing I want to do is get the most money points at any cost, and I don't care if I cheat to do it!!
Off panel: OH NO.
T-Rex: I know!! It's an empty life but I can't stop!
T-Rex: BECAUSE THAT WOULD COST ME POINTS!!