T-Rex: I bought a book recently -
T-Rex: - please, hold your applause! -
T-Rex: - and the guy at the checkout told me it was, and I quote, "AN EXCELLENT CHOICE."
Dromiceiomimus: Holy smokes! Thousands and thousands of books at the store and YOU chose one that was EXCELLENT?
T-Rex: I know! I WON AT BOOKSTORE!
Utahraptor: That must've felt great!
T-Rex: It sure did!
T-Rex: But then, when I was back to buy another book a few weeks later, he simply scanned it without comment.
Utahraptor: OH NO.
T-Rex: Right? That was normal before, but now I know it means I LOST AT BOOKSTORE! I'll be chasing that high for the rest of my life!!
Narrator: LATER, AT THE GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT:
T-Rex: Hey, can you tell me I did an excellent job choosing these potatoes from the pile?
Off panel: No.
Off panel: LOOK at them, man
