Narrator: A FAILED EXPERIMENT HAS CAUSED TIME TO BECOME UNGLUED!
T-Rex: Oh no!
Narrator: EFFECT PRECEDES CAUSE!
T-Rex: It's a disaster!
Narrator: CAN NOTHING BE DONE TO RESTORE THE NATURAL ORDER?
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, this is no time to begin stomping on houses!
T-Rex: What? I already stomped on it like five seconds ag-
T-Rex: OH MY GOODNESS
Narrator: IS THE WORLD DOOMED?
Utahraptor: T-Rex! I have a desperate plan to save us all!
T-Rex: Hooray!
Narrator: OUR LAST, BEST HOPE:
Utahraptor: All we have to do is re-run the temporal experiment BACKWARDS, thereby forcing time back into its usual lattice inversion structure!
T-Rex: That sounds just scientific enough to work!
Narrator: BUT THAT MAKES THINGS WORSE THAN EVER! EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BECOME A BABY OR SOMETHING!
T-Rex: Let my last words be an invective against the words "blog" and "blogosphere"!
T-Rex: I have lived as few men dared dream!