T-Rex: It turns out that you can't escape politics in the media! Every song I hear, every book I read and every movie I see has some political agenda, even if it's just tacit support for the dominant ideology!
T-Rex: Well! I'M going to create the first POLITICS-FREE film!
Dromiceiomimus: What are you planning - a documentary?
T-Rex: That's a start! It'll document the world around me to ensure that my own beliefs can't enter the frame.
T-Rex: Oooh! And it'll be in one long take, so that I can't be accused of using editing to privilege some images over others! It's going to be great! Great and APOLITICAL.
Utahraptor: It's not going to work, my friend!
T-Rex: It'll work! Don't be such a downer!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, as soon as you place the camera somewhere, you're making a value judgment about what's worth seeing and what's not. You're privileging what's in front of the camera over what's behind it: that's political!
T-Rex: Hmm. That - that's true.
Narrator: ATTEMPTS TO RECORD THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FROM ALL POSSIBLE ANGLES AT ONCE FAIL:
T-Rex: Man, forget this!
T-Rex: My politics are the right ones ANYWAYS.