T-Rex: There's this crazy rash I've got on my wrist. This is an unwelcome development that I did not invite!
T-Rex: Forget you, crazy rash!
Dromiceiomimus: Have you done anything to try to get rid of it?
T-Rex: I am a firm believer in the "do nothing and your problems will take care of themselves" school of problem solving.
Dromiceiomimus: Really? Well - good luck!
Utahraptor: Has this technique ever solved ANY of your problems, T-Rex?
T-Rex: All the time!
T-Rex: Like this one time, I had to pay my phone bill, but it's sort of a pain to mail stuff, you know? So I just waited and waited and eventually a collections agency called ME, and they let me pay my bill over the phone!
Utahraptor: But there are conseq-
T-Rex: It was amazing!
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER THE RASH GETS WORSE:
T-Rex: ATTENTION, MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS!!
T-Rex: Why don't you call?
