T-Rex: Has anyone ever heard of a book series called, oh I don't know... "HARRY POTTER"?!
T-Rex: Dude, because I totally have!
T-Rex: And did YOU know, Dromiceiomimus, that in the most recent book Harry's friend RON WEASLEY ends up asphyxiated on the moon?
Dromiceiomimus: What?
T-Rex: Yes! The moon! There's no air up there so it makes sense that he ends up asphyxiated.
Utahraptor: You're ruining the book for everyone, T-Rex!
T-Rex: No way, Jose!
Utahraptor: Or at least you would be, if your spoilers were at all plausible. Nice try though!
T-Rex: Did you know that during a Quiddich match, it turns out that one of Harry's teachers is a vampire?
Utahraptor: Aw man!
T-Rex: And who could forget the twist ending revealed in the last sentence of the book? "Actually, everyone in this story is a vampire!"?
T-Rex: Have you read it?
