Narrator: HOW TO BE PATRONIZING
T-Rex: Oh shoot, it's so easy!
T-Rex: AND so fun! AND a recipe for a one-man party!
T-Rex: Okay, so the first secret to being patronizing is to react to everything people do with an aloof amusement, as if it's so PRECIOUS that they did something all on their own. Aren't you just so SPECIAL, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: Nobody wants to be patronized to, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Aw, sure they do, Dromiceiomimus! Here, let me give you a pat on the head. You've earned it!
T-Rex: Another great secret is to call people "Champ".
Utahraptor: Seriously, T-Rex. Knock it off.
T-Rex: What's up, Champ? Something bothering you?
Utahraptor: God damn it, you're making everyone angry. Why are you even doing this in the first place?
T-Rex: Don't you worry about it, Champ! Here, have some Lego. If you try super hard, you can get some to stick together!
T-Rex: Aww, don't worry Champ! Not everyone gets it on their first try!
