Narrator: THINGS T-REX DID THAT ONE TIME

Narrator: ANSWERED THE PHONE IN THE NUDE:
T-Rex: Hah hah! Yep!

Narrator: PUSHED SOMEONE DOWN A SLIDE BEFORE THEY WERE READY:
Dromiceiomimus: Really, you did that? That's very unkind! Were they alright?
T-Rex: They were FINE. It's a slide! People are meant to fall down it!

Narrator: TRIED TO HAVE A NAP IN THE SHOWER:
Utahraptor: What made you think that was a good idea?
T-Rex: I was tired?

Narrator: LEFT A THERMOS FULL OF FOOD FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS, HOPING SOMEONE ELSE WOULD CLEAN IT OUT:
Utahraptor: Man, I remember that thermos! What happened when you opened it?
T-Rex: I don't know! It's in the attic. You can clean it out if you want!

Narrator: DONATED MONEY TO AN ORGANIZATION TO HELP BUILD NEEDED INFRASTRUCTURE OVERSEAS:
T-Rex: Aww! A touching ending!
T-Rex: Also, this one time? I ate a whole lasagna before dinner but my parents got me in heaps of trouble.