Narrator: T-REX STAYS UP FOR 41 HOURS IN THIS COMIC:
T-Rex: Well, I'm perfectly content. Time to mix things up by staying awake for 41 hours!
T-Rex: It's going to be great! This is the best idea ev-
Narrator: HOUR 20:
T-Rex: I'd never want to eat polluted excited pork meat, Dromiceiomimus. I just invented it and I never want to eat it.
Dromiceiomimus: Okay!
T-Rex: Just think about it! "Polluted"? Eww!! And what does "excited" mean when applied to meat? It just raises too many questions.
T-Rex: I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
Narrator: HOUR 26:
Utahraptor: What's it like being awake for over a day?
T-Rex: Last night I ate lots of pears by mistake.
Narrator: HOUR 34:
T-Rex: What if I'm a new form of dinosaur that can get tired but that doesn't actually require rest? I'd never know until I did something like this!
Utahraptor: I think you're exhausted and can't recognize it.
T-Rex: Are you jealous of my mutant dinosaur powers?
Narrator: HOUR 40: T-REX'S HEART SKIPS A BEAT
T-Rex: Ahh! Oh my God! THAT WAS NOT EXCITING OR ROMANTIC AT ALL!!
T-Rex: I would have words with the people in charge of aphorisms!