T-Rex: Intelligent design (or ID) is the idea that while we may begin to understand the Universe through science, it is actually created with divine intent. Evolution is not the chaotic product of random mutations, but rather, intentional.
T-Rex: Much as a watch implies a watchmaker, so does our Universe imply divinity!
T-Rex: Okay! It's a very nice idea, but it's not science because it's not disprovable: you either believe in intelligent design or you don't, and there's no way to show who's right. That's not science - that's faith!
Dromiceiomimus: And should faith be held to the rigors of the scientific method?
T-Rex: Of course not!
Utahraptor: The issue is that some think ID should be taught in schools as an alternative to evolution, right?
T-Rex: Right!
T-Rex: But there's nothing in ID (as I've formulated it) to say that the two can't exist peacefully. One just doesn't belong in science class, because it's not a science. It belongs in religion class.
Utahraptor: Wait - T-Rex, you claim to hear the voice of God! What does he say about all this?
God: I LIKE TO DANCE IN MY UNDERPANTS T-REX
T-Rex: He says - there's some merit to both sides of the issue?
God: THAT IS SO NOT WHAT I SAID