T-Rex: Today, I am selling compliments!
T-Rex: ...for PROFIT!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! I have some very special compliments for sale. Would you like to buy a compliment, gorgeous? (That one is on the house!)
Dromiceiomimus: No thank you, T-Rex! I don't buy my compliments.
T-Rex: An insult, AND an implication that my business model is not sound!
Utahraptor: Hey, can I buy a compliment, T-Rex?
T-Rex: You - really? Sure!
T-Rex: I was sort of expecting that you'd point out flaws of my home business, but sure, I'd be glad to sell you one!
Utahraptor: Okay! What can I get for one dollar?
T-Rex: I can hook you up with an "Attaboy Special", which includes a five word compliment and a firm handshake.
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: You are a good dude!
Off panel: I want my money back.
T-Rex: SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT SUCH A GOOD DUDE.
