T-Rex: Tonight is Hallowe'en, and that means...
T-Rex: ...treats! Hooray!
T-Rex: Hooray for treats!
Dromiceiomimus: Are you - you're going trick-or-treating this year, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Sure am! I have decided that giving it up when I achieved pubescence was a MISTAKE. I am going to dress up and go door-to-door and get candies! Woo! All I need is a costume and a way to minimize embarrassment.
Utahraptor: You'll miss out on seeing all the costumes of the kids who come to your house!
T-Rex: That's okay!
Utahraptor: You'll also miss out on the Hallowe'en party we're having after the trick-or-treaters are gone!
T-Rex: I'll just be late, that's all! Late with my PILLOWCASE FULL OF CANDY.
Utahraptor: Man! There's a reason adults don't go trick-or-treating!
Narrator: THAT NIGHT, AT THE PARTY:
T-Rex: Hi guys! It turns out the reason adults don't go trick -or-treating is because you get berated at every house for being too old! Also some kids tricked me and stole my costume!
T-Rex: It has been a night of revelation!
