T-Rex: If I had the means to design and build my own house, it would have all sorts of cool features. Like skylights and sensible door chimes and high counters designed to accommodate my giant frame!
T-Rex: And perhaps... a FIREMAN'S POLE and WATERSLIDE??
T-Rex: I am so serious about this. I would have a fireman's pole. The waterslide - the waterslide I can see dying on the drawing board. But a big brassy fireman's pole is a very Freudian way to say "Ladies, I'm the dude with the giant fireman's pole in his house".
Utahraptor: That's pretty sweet, T-Rex! But you don't think you'd get tired of it? Eventually?
T-Rex: Never!
T-Rex: How could I, when there'd be a trampoline at the bottom to ensure soft landings, AND stairs at the side for the elderly and the sissy-panted?
Utahraptor: But then you'd always hit your head on the ceiling!
T-Rex: Nope, because there'd be a second UPSIDE-DOWN trampoline there too, man! Kapow!
T-Rex: I will call my house, "The House Where It's Very Hard To Get Any Work Done".
