T-Rex: It occurs to me that democracy is pretty unfair if you're not a dude who's in the majority!
Narrator: DEMOCRACY COMICS
T-Rex: It sucks, because if everyone disagrees with you, then you'll never get anything you want. It's majority rule! MOB rule!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, majority rule is sort of the definition of democracy, T-Rex. Not everyone can get everything they want!
T-Rex: Yeah, but what if the majority decided to be totally racist against you? You're pooched!
Utahraptor: People have worried about this before, my friend!
T-Rex: What do they say?
Utahraptor: Well, what you're worried about is called the "tyranny of the majority", and it's usually countered by the observation that there's at least a push for minority rights being respected in a democracy, since we're all minorities in one way or another.
T-Rex: Right! Like how I'm in a minority because I sometimes like to sleep in on weekends.
Off panel: Actually, I'd say most people like to do that, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Really? Are you serious??
T-Rex: Have all my years of sleepy shame been for naught?
