Devil: GREETINGS T-REX HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED PLAYING A RAIL SHOOTER VIDEO GAME
Devil: IN MY OPINION THEY ARE A COMPELLING FORM OF ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT
T-Rex: I have not. Okay?! Let's talk about something else!
Devil: IN SUCH GAMES THE COMPUTER CONTROLS YOUR MOVEMENT BUT YOU CONTROL THE SHOOTING OF YOUR ENEMIES AS THEY APPEAR ON SCREEN
Devil: I BELIEVE IT TO BE A CONSTRAINED GAMING EXPERIENCE BUT IN A SENSE A MORE CINEMATIC ONE THAT RAISES THE ISSUE OF WHAT VIDEO GAMES SHOULD BE
T-Rex: Aw man! FINE, I'll ask. Video games should be video games, shouldn't they?
Devil: SOME SUGGEST THAT VIDEO GAMES SHOULD TELL STORIES LIKE FILMS OR BOOKS
T-Rex: Well, I don't.
Utahraptor: Don't what?
T-Rex: Don't believe that video games can be judged by the same standards as films. It's the Devil again. I think he's trying to convince me to play a video game with him where you don't get to move.
Utahraptor: Sounds like fun!
T-Rex: Right.
Devil: IF YOU ARE UNINTERESTED IN HEARING MY TREATISE ON COMPUTER CONTROLLED STORYTELLING I WILL FIND A MORE RECEPTIVE AUDIENCE
T-Rex: Please do!!
Devil: BUT I CAUTION YOU
Devil: I WAS QUITE CLOSE TO REVEALING RARE AND POWERFUL CHEAT CODES
