T-Rex: Oh yes, I have an idea for the Best Victimless Prank Ever! Plus it'll give a cashier a good story to tell. Dromiceiomimus, you've got to help me on this one!

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus?

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, there you are!
Dromiceiomimus: Here I am!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I need your help with a prank. The prank is, we all get some really fake stick-on moustaches even though we're all of age, THEN we put them on and go into a convenience store and we all buy ADULT PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES!! Hee hee!

Narrator: SOON!
Utahraptor: Hey, can I get in on this prank too?
T-Rex: Sure can!!

Utahraptor: SWEET. I'll come in wearing a moustache after you guys leave, but I'll just buy some milk! That way, the guy at the cash'll be expecting me to hilariously buy some pornos, but no, I'll just buy the milk. Maybe some cheese.
T-Rex: Let's do it!

Narrator: LATER: A MOMENT OF REFLECTION.
T-Rex: Buying this magazine made me feel dirty and ashamed! Have I once again thoughtlessly aided the exploitation of our nation's topless lesbian teens?