T-Rex: When you break up with someone, can you still be friends?
T-Rex: Sources say, "Yep! SURE CAN!"
T-Rex: I think it's a good idea because you loved them, right? I don't see that changing just because you broke up. They still must be pretty great!
Dromiceiomimus: But - what if you broke up with them because you didn't love them anymore?
T-Rex: OKAY. But there still must be things that attracted you to them, and you can still have those as friends! Maybe they're really good at karaoke, or adept at shoe repair. That's attractive!
Utahraptor: That IS attractive!
T-Rex: That's what I'm saying!
Utahraptor: But I think you're ignoring the possibility that even just seeing this person could be too painful, shoe repair aside. That happens pretty often!
T-Rex: OKAY HONESTLY I did not expect this to be this complicated. All my breakups have been clean AND totally awesome!
Narrator: THE PAST BREAKUP CAM:
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T-Rex: We jumped out of an orbital tower and are now freefalling from outer space onto giant trampolines!
Off panel: I know! I think we should see other people, baby!
T-Rex: That's cool!