T-Rex: Woo! Hallowe'en! I love Hallowe'en because I love dressing up.
T-Rex: I also love LOOKING at people who are dressed up. It's on account of how costumes are awesome!
Dromiceiomimus: Hey, have you noticed, T-Rex, how all the women's costumes for sale seem to have added the word "sexy" in front of them? I can't buy a pirate costume; the only ones for sale are "sexy pirates"! And heaven help me if I wanted to go as a nurse.
T-Rex: It's true! The only nurse costumes for sale are from Sexy Hospital, MD!
Dromiceiomimus: The hospital is a medical doctor?
T-Rex: They're that sexy.
Utahraptor: But men can still buy regular costumes!
T-Rex: That is true!
T-Rex: Though I suppose in our haste to deconstruct the societal sexual roles and fantasies made tangible through the mass production of gendered costumes, we're forgetting about genderless costumes, like giant ape suits!
Utahraptor: I've seen a sexy giant ape suit.
T-Rex: Really? Where?
Narrator: SOON!
T-Rex: HOTT
