T-Rex: Sometimes when you're in an accident or about to be hurt, time seems to slow down! This gives you more of a chance to react to ensure your survival!

T-Rex: THIS IS AWESOME.

T-Rex: Assuming that time isn't ACTUALLY changing, this means that my brain has the incredible ability to slow down my perception of time! I must harness this, Dromiceiomimus! I could become TRULY UNSTOPPABLE. I could read books faster AND also do well on timed tests!
Dromiceiomimus: It does sound like it would be an evolutionary advantage.
T-Rex: I am seriously trying to evolve so hard over here!

Utahraptor: But wouldn't it be boring?
T-Rex: Nope!

Utahraptor: Sure it would! If you're all "I perceive the world slowly, allowing me more reaction time", wouldn't this conversation be slowed down? Wouldn't everyone look like statues and sound like dull rumbles when they open their mouths?
T-Rex: THERE IS ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

Narrator: T-REX INCREDIBLY GAINS THIS POWER FOR ONE DAY ONLY! IT'S SO PLAUSIBLE
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I'm trapped in a body that moves so slowly as to seem motionless. Ah well! At least I have plenty of time to think about... mammalian breasts?
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Self, what is the deal with mammalian breasts?