Narrator: RUMOURS
T-Rex: Someone's been spreading some stupid!
T-Rex: ...about ME!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you hear the rumour about me?
Dromiceiomimus: No, I didn't! What is it? Is it so JUICY?
T-Rex: It's terrible! SOMEONE has been telling people that the only reason I stomp on things is because I have issues. PARENTAL issues! It makes me say this: "What??"
Utahraptor: Hah! I think it's awesome you're still stomping on things, even with the rumour.
T-Rex: Hells yes!
T-Rex: I'm not gonna stop! I'm going to show people that the reason I stomp on things is because stomping on things is TRULY EXCELLENT. You should try it!
Utahraptor: Nope! I'm not really one for the destruction, plus, I don't have your... PARENTAL ISSUES??
T-Rex: You know what? That doesn't bother me, because I'm starting my own T-Rex rumour! Tell your friends that I stomp things because WHENEVER I kiss someone, they always pull away, smile, give me a double thumbs up, and then run off over the horizon yelling "Totally radical!!"
T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 it's frustrating
