T-Rex: A lot of folks wonder what the future will be like! This is dumb of them because if they asked me I just could tell them.

God: T-REX WHAT WILL THE FUTURE BE LIKE
T-Rex: Finally! I'M REALLY GLAD YOU ASKED.

T-Rex: In the future, computers will do a lot of things for us, and maybe they'll be robots, unless we mess up and then it's all horses and swords. Maybe mutants? Weird! It's really hard to say.
God: T-REX THAT WAS THE WORST VISION OF THE FUTURE I HAVE EVER HEARD
T-Rex: Well, that's just YOUR opin-
God: AND I HAVE OBSERVED EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

T-Rex: Wait a minute! EVERYTHING?
Utahraptor: Everything?

T-Rex: If God's seen EVERYTHING in the entire universe, then he can say what's going to happen next! He knows where everything is and where they're moving!
Utahraptor: That assumes a completely deterministic universe. What about free will?
T-Rex: Hmm, yes. What ABOUT free will, God?

God: HOLD ON ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FREE WILL
T-Rex: Like how we can decide what toppings to put on our pizza?
God: OH HAH HAH THAT'S ALL ME
God: WHAT CAN I SAY
God: "I LOVE PEPPERONI"