God: T-REX LET'S ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE A BROTHER NAMED VICTOR T-Rex: Sweet!
God: WHO IS AN AWESOME DUDE T-Rex: Double ULTRA sweet!!
God: AND WHO IS HETEROSEXUAL AND MONOGAMOUS T-Rex: Sure! Whatever floats your boat, Victor! God: AND WHO IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN NAMED SONJA AND T-REX YOU ARE THE BEST MAN T-Rex: WHAAAAAAT
T-Rex: Quick, Utahraptor! You need to help me write speech!! Utahraptor: You mean "write A speech"?
T-Rex: Man! See?! I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. I'm in over my head! I need a speech AND I need to pull a bachelor party together on the double!! Utahraptor: I don't understa- T-Rex: CALL ALL THE BACHELORS WE KNOW
God: NOW LET'S ASSUME THE WEDDING STARTS IN 30 MINUTES AND YOU'RE LOST IN A FOREST KILOMETERS AWAY T-Rex: I use moss on trees to- wait, why are we playing this game? God: OH NO NOW YOU FELL INTO A MUD PUDDLE AND TORE YOUR PANTS T-Rex: It's so stressful
What are the haps my friends
June 30th, 2011:Last year Victor was the best man at my wedding, tomorrow I am returning the favour! I am going to be the BESTEST man, and I am also going to be the best MANLIER. It's a competition I guess?