T-Rex: Okay! HERE'S THE PLAN.

T-Rex: I write a true history about how the Titanic sank!

T-Rex: Then I go back in time to BEFORE the Titanic was even built, and publish my story as a thinly-fictionalized novel! You know, shorten the name to the "Titan", increase the speed of the boat a bit, throw in a few polar bears living on the iceberg that the survivors have to battle - the usual. Then I wait for the ACTUAL event and kapow: instant fame!

Utahraptor: This - kinda already happened?
T-Rex: NO WAY.

Utahraptor: Yeah way! 14 years before Titanic sank, some dude published your story under the title "Futility, or the Wreck of the Titan".
T-Rex: Whoah, this isn't a coincidence! This is PROOF of both a consistent timeline AND that I pulled off my plan! I AM TOTALLY THAT HISTORY DUDE!!

Off panel: A few years after the Titanic sank he died from overdosing on ineffective syphilis medication.
T-Rex: Oh.
T-Rex: Awwwwwwwkwarrrrrrd

June 29th, 2012: So years ago Chris Baldwin sent me a guest comic which I - never saw? I blame spam filters. Then we met at TCAF and he was like "Hey, um, this is weird but did you ever get that comic I sent you?" and I was like "DUDE SEND IT AGAIN" and he was like "Okay I will do that thing you asked" and then I missed it again BUT this time I searched my email when I remembered and here it is!

Thanks Chris, sorry it took years to get this up! Chris does Spacetrawler and has completed the comics Bruno and Little Dee!

One year ago today: SOMETIMES I DECIDE ON VEGGIE PIZZAS BECAUSE I LIKE TO MIX IT UP AND GET KRA-ZEE

– Ryan