T-Rex: CAN reproduce and DON'T age: that's a vampire!
T-Rex: CAN reproduce and DO age: that's a dude or a lady!
T-Rex: CAN'T reproduce and DON'T age: that's a ghost!
T-Rex: And finally, CAN'T reproduce and DO age: that's a... celibate lady and/or a celibate dude?
Utahraptor: Well, anything that can't reproduce and ages would die out, right?
T-Rex: Logically, yes!
T-Rex: I was trying to organize fantastic beings into classes, thinking maybe there's a missing class of being I could invent. But I don't want to write about celibate dudes who got old.
Utahraptor: Aw, I'm sure you could make it interesting!
T-Rex: Really?
T-Rex: "Elijah was a celibate dude. When he was young he was UHMAZING, but he's old now. He barely leaves his bed." Whoah! My story sucks!
Off panel: "'Mind if I.. DROP IN?' he heard, as a crimebusting teen swung through the open window!"
T-Rex: Whoah my story rules suddenly!!
