T-Rex: "The final score was [number] with a [stunning|surprising|honestly kind of expected] [upset|turnaround|nice bit of sports] in the [1st|2nd|etc] [inning|round|whatever]." I was gonna say you could write a program to do sports reporting, but guess what?
T-Rex: I'M ALREADY ON IT, JERKS!
Dromiceiomimus: Sure, computers might be able to write score summaries, but post-game interviews still take fleshy mortals! What we need is an AI to report on THOSE.
T-Rex: Pfft. It's not that hard, yo! When their team wins, coaches ALWAYS attribute it to a good hustle. When they lose, coaches say there were definitely some good hustles out there, but you can't win 'em all. DONE.
Utahraptor: Is this like in movies, where the nerd realizes snooker is just applied geometry and then is suddenly great at pool?
T-Rex: YES.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, once I realized sports is just a computational challenge waiting to be solved, I've been watching 'em on the regular to tweak my algorithm! But it hasn't stopped there! I even want to... DO a sport??
Utahraptor: No way!
T-Rex: I woke up the other day and realized I want to earn... SPORTS POINTS??
T-Rex: My nerdy interest in computer science has enabled me to EMULATE being a regular person!!
Off panel: You're saying -
T-Rex: YES.
T-Rex: THE HOLY GRAIL OF COMPUTER SCIENCE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
