T-Rex: You've probably spent some time as solid with a bunch of liquids inside you while continually expelling gas. Heck, we've ALL done it. But do you ever wonder if there's... BETTER states of matter to spend your time as?
Narrator: THE BEST NON-CLASSICAL STATES OF MATTER
T-Rex: At the bottom of our list are Dropletons, which are quasiparticles of electrons and holes. We all love electrons, but some of us have had bad experiences with holes. Sorry, Dropletons. Also, you sound like nerds.
Dromiceiomimus: Next is degenerate matter, which sounds like it's really horny! But instead it's found within neutron stars, scientifically incapable of sex.
T-Rex: BORING
Utahraptor: Let's skip to the greatest ones!
T-Rex: Not a problem!
T-Rex: #2 are superfluids: liquids that can flow without friction. Put a superfluid in a glass and it'll try to CLIMB OUT ON ITS OWN.
Utahraptor: Clearly excellent.
T-Rex: Yes. But our #1 winner must be PHOTONIC MOLECULES: light that behaves like it's got FRIGGIN' MASS.
T-Rex: They're what lightsabers or Green Lantern "hard light" constructs will be made out of, if we ever get around to inventing them. THE END.
T-Rex: Again: as this list is 100% accurate, no debate will be tolerated.
