T-Rex: I WENT TO A FAMILY REUNION AND THERE WAS A CAT AND THIS ONE AUNT PET THE CAT AND THEN CALLED IT "SMOOTHING THE CAT"

T-Rex: AHHHHHH

T-Rex: I CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE WORD "PET"!!
Dromiceiomimus: WHY WOULD YOU WHEN "SMOOTHING" IS OBVIOUSLY A VASTLY SUPERIOR VERB??
T-Rex: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND SMOOTH OUT MY VERY ANGRY DOG

Utahraptor: ARE THERE OTHER BETTER PHRASES WE COULD SIMILARLY ADOPT?
T-Rex: I BELIEVE SO

T-Rex: FOR EXAMPLE, NO LONGER WILL I SAY "EATING LUNCH"!! I WILL SAY "DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE".
Utahraptor: AND NO LONGER WILL I PROPOSE "HAVING SEX", FOR I WILL INSTEAD PROPOSE WE "GO INSIDE AND SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS".
T-Rex: AHAHA

T-Rex: MAN!! SOMETIMES I SETTLE THINGS LIKE ADULTS IN THIS REALLY COOL WAY BUT HONESTLY MOST OF THE TIME I JUST DO, LIKE, REGULAR STUFF