Narrator: BEST PUNCTUATION
T-Rex: Semicolon all the way!
T-Rex: A semicolon inhabits that liminal space BETWEEN period and comma, a tacit acknowledgment and reminder that all hierarchies are constructed and all ontologies flawed, as the creations of imperfect beings cannot help but be imperfect.
Dromiceiomimus: I like exclamation marks.
T-Rex: OH DAMN, THOSE TOO!!
Utahraptor: Quotation mark for me!
T-Rex: How so?!
Utahraptor: Semicolons can be subbed for by periods, commas, ellipses, exclamation marks - all with varying degrees of accuracy - but only a quotation mark can say "here is a quote from someone else". Its job cannot be replicated even by ALL OTHER PUNCTUATION WORKING TOGETHER, and it is therefore the best punctuation.
Narrator: WORST PUNCTUATION
T-Rex: En dash
God: EN DASH
Off panel: En dash
Morris: en dash
Devil: EN DASH
