God: T-REX YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOGS A LOT LATELY
T-Rex: Yeah man, it's dog week!
God: DOG WEEK
T-Rex: Dog week, woo!!
God: BUT YOU CAN'T JUST DECLARE IT TO BE DOG WEEK
T-Rex: Just did, sucka MC! DOG WEEK IS IN SESSION!!
God: HMM
God: MAYBE IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO CALL THE LORD OF ALL CREATION A "SUCKA MC"
God: JUST A THOUGHT
T-Rex: Hold up - are there ANY religions that canonize sucka MCs?
Utahraptor: Not to my knowledge.
Utahraptor: While there is ample religious scholarship arguing that God COULD create ceremonies so righteous even HE couldn't master them, no thinkers have examined the possibility that, rather than being a dope MC, he could be a full-on sucka. You're on the bleeding edge of religious thought here, T-Rex.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX CHECKS THE BIBLE:
T-Rex: You guys! There's nothing here that says God ISN'T a sucka MC! There's also NOTHING that says a dog can't play basketball!!
T-Rex: I FINALLY get why people talk about "the Bible's good news" all the time!!
