T-Rex: One day, in a world that was just like ours except fairies were real, a fairy was sipping a drop of dew out of a tiny tea cup!
T-Rex: The fairy finished the rest of her breakfast (tiny cakes, a wee berry) and, clearing off the flower petal that she was using as a table and the slightly shorter flower petal beside it that she was using as a seat (ADORABLE), she flew off to go start her day!
Utahraptor: AT THE HARDWARE ASSEMBLY PLANT. T-Rex: Oh no!
Utahraptor: Yes, her kind's tiny bodies and even tinier hands made them perfect for cheaply putting together personal electronics! After an exhausting day of work for which she was paid only pennies, she returned to her home, whose front door was built into a tree stump. T-Rex: ADORABLE. Also, very concerning.
Off panel: As she lay in bed, the fairy dreamed. She dreamed a better world in which she didn't need to sell her labour to survive. She dreamed of flying. T-Rex: Oh boy! My story has been hijacked to make me feel feelings I don't care for!! T-Rex: Yaaaay!!
What are the haps my friends
February 27th, 2017:EXCITING JURY DUTY UPDATE: the trial was cancelled so even though I put on a cool shirt and cleaned up nice, I didn't get to hold even a single person's fate in my all-too-fallible hands!!