my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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February 27th, 2017: EXCITING JURY DUTY UPDATE: the trial was cancelled so even though I put on a cool shirt and cleaned up nice, I didn't get to hold even a single person's fate in my all-too-fallible hands!!

One year ago today: yes i am working on fanfiction wherein the tanks were accidentally filled with helium, why do you ask

– Ryan

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