T-Rex: Sally Suckola was a member of an ancient alien race, one powerful enough to be mistaken for gods and wise enough to have outsmarted them. The affairs of Earthlings had long been beneath Sally Suckola and her kind...
T-Rex: ...UNTIL NOW.
T-Rex: "IT IS I, Sally Suckola", boomed Sally Suckola as she arrived on Planet Earth, a planet which thought itself pretty cool due to all the dinosaurs on it. "BEHOLD".
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, the godlike alien is named "Sally Suckola"?
T-Rex: Yes.
T-Rex: In her language it means "peace".
Utahraptor: And in ours it's a name you give to a Sally who sucks real bad!!
T-Rex: The name doesn't matter!
Utahraptor: Ahem. "Sally Suckola farted, a verb which in her language meant 'to reveal the secrets of the interstellar transport'".
Utahraptor: DOES YOUR STORY STILL SOUND RAD, T-REX??
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 "Sally Suckola farted to the UN, carefully, and with infinite care, giving farts to each and every world leader in orderly sequence."
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...YES??