T-Rex: Scientists, along with even a cursory examination of how you spend your time, will both tell you the same thing: you will spend almost one third of your life asleep! Doesn't that sound...
T-Rex: ...FRIGGIN' GREAT??
T-Rex: We get to spend ONE THIRD of our time in a hopefully nice bed, eyes closed, just relaxing. We have SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES to drift off while reading a nice book, to fall asleep while listening to wonderful music, or to get sleepy while watching a video on our phones and then we drop the phones and hit ourselves in the face with our phones.
Utahraptor: And this doesn't even include dreaming! T-Rex: RIGHT?
T-Rex: If we didn't dream and aliens were like "What up, on our world we spend a third of our life imagining new ways to be where we're freed from all laws of physics and which are utterly convincing until the second we wake", we'd freak out! They sound like enlightened SUPER GENIUSES instead of just horny dreamers.
T-Rex: Oh, that's right, I forgot to mention the best part! T-Rex: SOME DREAMS? T-Rex: KINDA HORNY
What are the haps my friends
September 6th, 2017:LOOK WHAT ME AND MY NEW FRIENDS MADE, I GOT SLOPPY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THIS: