God: T-REX WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PARASITE God: BLOOD OR OTHERWISE God: IT'S WIDE OPEN T-Rex: Um...
T-Rex: ...why?? God: OH JUST CURIOUS
God: SEE AS GOD I DESIGNED A LOT OF REALLY WELL-DONE PARASITIC ORGANISMS AND I WAS WONDERING IF ANY STOOD OUT TO YOU AS BEING PARTICULARLY EXCELLENT God: LIKE IF YOU THOUGHT ANY OF THE MILLIONS OF PARASITIC SPECIES ON EARTH WERE DESERVING OF WIDER PRAISE OR WHATEVER THEN THIS COULD BE A TIME YOU COULD MENTION THAT IF YOU WERE WAITING FOR ONE God: JUST AN IDEA
T-Rex: I don't have a favourite PARASITE! Utahraptor: Really?
Utahraptor: I've always been impressed with the guinea worm, which enters your body via the body of water fleas it's already infesting, and then colonizes your stomach until a year later, when they PUSH THEIR WAY OUT OF YOUR SKIN. And by "impressed" I mean "terrified". T-Rex: AAAAHHHHHH
Narrator: LATER: God: LOOK MAN YOU KNEW I LOVE ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL T-Rex: As much as you love LIVE WORMS poking through EVERYONE'S SKIN?? God: LET'S SAY God: BOTH ARE TIED FOR FIRST
What are the haps my friends
July 6th, 2018:Hey, in parasite news (which broke AFTER I wrote this comic, which just goes to show you how zeitgeisty Dinosaur Comics REALLY is) - there's a new tick that can clone itself and DRAIN LIVESTOCK DRY :0