T-Rex: Compared to when we were kids, it's the future! We have cell phones and what not, PLUS, a private corporation put a weird car in space! We are living in the FUTURE.
T-Rex: Why aren't we dressing like it?
T-Rex: Every single image I ever saw of the future had futuristic clothing. The particulars change - some may have big shoulder accents made of tin foil, while others may have fabulous Saturn-shaped belt buckles made of tin foil - but the basic idea is consistent: that whoever it is who is lucky enough to make it to tomorrow should DRESS like it.
Utahraptor: Sure, but today's fashion WOULD look futuristic to anyone from further back, like 150 years ago! T-Rex: Bah!
T-Rex: A red solo cup in the GARBAGE would look futuristic 150 years ago. A ZIPPER would look futuristic 150 years ago, and a HAIRDRYER would blow their minds. I'm not interested in impressing dusty ol' black and white GRANDPAS, Utahraptor. I want to impress 6 year old me!
Off panel: Well, I'd say "then buy or make your own clothing", but you've clearly decided that "constant nudity" is more your style. T-Rex: JUDGE NOT, MY FRIEND T-Rex: LEST YE BE JUDGED BY AN EQUALLY NAKED MAN
What are the haps my friends
July 9th, 2018:Sorry to anyone reading with the "onewheretrexwearsmore" overlay! This comic makes SLIGHTLY less sense. :0