T-Rex: "To love someone else, you must first love yourself"! Let's assume that's strictly true!
T-Rex: It's time to get on the love train, everyone!!
T-Rex: Choo choo!!
Dromiceiomimus: So I take it you're looking for love, buddy?
T-Rex: CONSTANTLY. And I realized, when there's more people out there who can love themselves, that means there's more people out there who are POTENTIALLY capable of loving ME! THEREFORE, if I want to maximize the number of fulfilling AND PERHAPS SEXUAL relationships I can have, I must maximize the number of people who love themselves - stat!
Utahraptor: You're doing more than just DEMANDING people love themselves, yeah?
T-Rex: But of course!
T-Rex: I'm donating to programs that both provide AND destigmatize treatments for improved mental health.
Utahraptor: Wait - are you making the world a better place... for partially HORNY reasons??
T-Rex: I AM, Utahraptor! And the hornier I get... THE MORE I DONATE!!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: Sir, this is a VERY generous donation! Thank you!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: don't judge me