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July 22nd, 2019: I have a friend who doesn't like horror movies (too scary) but likes knowing what happened in them, so she just reads the Wikipedia plot summaries. The result: she knows the gist of a lot of horror movies!!

One year ago today: hmm i'll just bet on frantically trying to memorize what's on whatever wikipedia tabs i have open before my phone battery dies

– Ryan

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