Devil: GREETINGS T-REX
T-Rex: The Devil!
Devil: YES IT IS I AND I COME TO YOU WITH AN INFERNAL BARGAIN

Devil: WOULD YOU RATHER NEVER PLAY A VIDEO GAME AGAIN
T-Rex: Go on...

Devil: OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES CONSTANTLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
T-Rex: That's not a very hard choice. They're always making new video games, and the games themselves are always getting better, and there's a lot of variety. I'd take the same with books!
T-Rex: Gimme experiences I enjoy filtered through the heightening prism of art, please!

Devil: AHA BUT THEN YOU'D STARVE BECAUSE YOU'D PLAY VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF EATING
T-Rex: I'd still eat!

Devil: NO BECAUSE ALL VIDEO GAMES REQUIRE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
T-Rex: Nah... I'd eat.
Devil: IN THE SCENARIO OF MY HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THAT IS THE TWIST THAT MAKES IT INFERNAL

T-Rex: Can another twist be that the games are their best versions from alternate timelines where the devs have more money AND time?
Devil: OH DAMN
Devil: DAMN
Devil: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD REALLY BE IN CHARGE HERE THAT'S WAY BETTER