T-Rex: My bet has come due: the day I've been dreading for precisely one decade has finally arrived! AND I HAVE LOST. I have lost a bet, and it sucks, which is why from now on I'll try to never lose anything!!

T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: I should've bet that in ten years, he'd win the bet!

T-Rex: But I didn't! INSTEAD, fool that I ONCE WAS, I bet that in a decade we'd all refer to sex as "connecting via dialup to boner central"! What was I thinking? Dial up wasn't even POPULAR 10 years ago!
Dromiceiomimus: How much did you bet?
T-Rex: ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!

Utahraptor: Ah yes, time for me to connect via dialup to DEBT COLLECTION central!
T-Rex: Maaaaan.

T-Rex: Double or nothing?
Utahraptor: Whatever you want, buddy, because your predicted future slang is NEVER going to come to pass. You can pay me as much as you want, but it won't change anything!!
T-Rex: We'll see about that!!

Narrator: BUT MEANWHILE, IN THE YEAR 68300263:
Off panel: Hey bud, guess what I spend last night doing? Connecting over dialup to sex central!
T-Rex: AW DANG!
T-Rex: SO CLOSE!!
T-Rex: (ALSO IN THIS TIMELINE I BECAME IMMORTAL)